AAAAAAGHHHHH

RABBIT, RABBIT, RABBIT. If I slide off my steps and land under my car on the ice out front of my house ONE MORE TIME, I swear to god I am going to fucking stay there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't know why I don't see it coming, but one foot off the steps, look of horror on my face, huge gasp of terror and then CRASH!!!! Down I go like the Titanic after it decided to stop hanging on to the top of the ocean. It's never graceful, always painful and although I fail to realize it...completely predictable!!!! Went to the store for Halite today and couldn't find any, so if you don't hear from me for awhile, it means I attempted to go to work tomorrow morning and the gods are laughing so hard at me they are peeing their pants. I will be under my car, crying...