OH NO YOU DITNT!!!!

While waiting in line at Dunkin' Donuts this morning for my daily dose of x-large carmel coffee light with 4 Splenda, I noticed that they have now begun asking customers not to use their cell phones in line and to have their payments ready when they get to the window. Who do they think they are? If I hadn't been so decaffeinated at that point, I would have told them to shove their coffee up their ass. The second part is a no-brainer, except I had to point out to the hooker taking my order that if she would tell me what it came to instead of just saying drive through, we could get that hold-up out of the way. Did this all while talking on my cell phone - didn't have anything of any value to say to my husband on the other line, but I knew he would answer the phone and talk to me so I could deliberately defy the fuck nut that put the sign up. Made the bitch hold my coffee out the window for an extra second or too while I SLOWLY switched my cell phone to the other ear so I could take the coffee of her hands. How passive aggressive can I be?? Have a great weekend!!!!