chantix dreams...

So - I have been on Chantix for a few days and one of the side effects, apparently, is vivid and unusual dreams. I have always had weird dreams, but I can see where Pfizer is coming from. Last night I was Sonny Carinthos' (General Hospital, the BEST SOAP EVER!!!) girlfriend - a mob slut. Spent a lot of time in a bar with him, owned a gun - it was a little silver pistol that fit in a girls hand - then I was in my mother's manure pile looking at my car that was stuck when who gets out of it? Kelly Ripa! Being a mob bosses girlfriend, all I had to do was tell her to hand over the keys and she did and ran, but before she did I noticed she owned a ...hippopotamus. I can't make this shit up folks! After she ran away I was in the recovery room of a hospital waiting for my mother who just had an eye lift - she was explaining to me that she had a poor moment before the surgery because instead of her, the staff thought she was Solomon, a black man in a wheelchair that I work with (in real life) and she was afraid the surgery wasn't going to be done correctly. Her eyes looked great, by the way. Can't wait to fall asleep again. Bring on the midgets!!!! Have a great day!